Oops! You broke the internet!

Okay, just our little part of the internet.

Okay you didn't break anything our webbuilder just hasn't built this page yet...

... I know, but she works cheap!

 ... turn around and go back, nothing to see here... Move Along.

...I hear your mamma calling you.

...Don't you have better things to do?

There. I heard her again.

...Uumm! You are going to be in so much trouble when she gets hold of you.

 Better go.

 ...Stop reading this you are only wasting your time.

...Okay if you insist.

Touch your nose...

I didn't say "Simon Says" You lose.

...Now hit the back button.

You go now.

If you insist on reading whatever fool thing is put  in front of you...  Choose something from the list on the right.

Come On, now!

I mean there is nothing here. How fun can this be?

Who knows how long it will take until the webbuilder gets around to this page.

...You want to wait anyway?

...Your Kidding?

 It could be weeks... months even.

I mean she doesn't even type fast.

...You should see her drive! Old people run HER off the road to get on with living, she is so slow. They have places to be. Its ugly! ...Don't hold your breath its going to be awhile.

Okay then, sit right there and pretend your learning something. When we all know your just ignoring Paperclip Guy ( that weird guy at the office who collects the mundane and tries to make creepy eye contact with people so he can talk about his weekend...) Yeah, that guy! So look busy. Don't forget to look thoughtful.

Gah! Paperclip Guy is looking over here, don't panic! Whatever you do, don't rummage in your desk. Its a prey instinct and he will strike.

Phew! That was a close one.

Now git.

You still here?

Did you know that reading with your hand on the mouse makes you stubborn? 

Leave that hand right where it is, buster.  The damage is done. 

De Boxers Day Be Starin at Yus.

Red Dirt Boxer Rescue is a group of dedicated individuals who have made it their mission to find safe, loving homes for homeless or displaced boxers located throughout the State of Oklahoma. And they have a sense of humor sometimes too.